- Chuck Norris was the only U.S. citizen who was allowed to coordinate an EU LdV project.
- Some years ago, Chuck Norris submitted a proposal for a Grundtvig EU training project. That trainees are now called Shaolin Warriors.
- Chuck Norris once submitted a proposal for an LdV project. The proposal was immediately approved, with 100% EU funding plus VAT.
- An LdV project is never ever built on schedule or within budget.
- A project meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
- The first myth of project management is that it exists.
- Some years ago, Chuck Norris submitted a proposal for a Grundtvig EU training project. That trainees are now called Shaolin Warriors.
- Chuck Norris once submitted a proposal for an LdV project. The proposal was immediately approved, with 100% EU funding plus VAT.
- An LdV project is never ever built on schedule or within budget.
- A project meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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